Be the Leaf ✌
I sing in the shower. I also enjoy breakfast in bed. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. I also love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday.
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
(Source: burqalicious)
if I’m in the middle of a sentence and you decide to start talking over me:
- fuck you
grandma why don’t you knit me a cute relationship instead
